

While eating a chili dog, Beavis sniffs a piece of onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying and mocks Beavis relentlessly. The duo sit outside a shop, where two girls have them taken to hospital, where they are admitted to intensive care. They ask him to bite them, which he does several times. They mistake Henry, a homeless man with a myriad of diseases, for a werewolf. Beavis and Butt-Head leave class early and set out to get bitten by a vampire or werewolf so they can get girls. The duo are confused about what the appeal of such beings is, to which Van Driessen tells the class that they are antiheroes whom women find sexually attractive. Van Driessen mentions vampires and werewolves during a class on romantic literature. The duo sneak in to a movie theater where they watch Twilight-until they are thrown out by a member of staff during the screening.
